Not a fic: meme time

So since sleepypercy and yohkobennington felt the need to tag me... :P Here is the Ze Challenge Grande meme where I'm supposed to post 7 lines from the 7th page of a WIP. Thing is, I have endless WIPs/scraps of drafts. I looked through several of them and I felt that whatever was on the 7th pages was utter crap, lol. So you're getting a small piece of my current bigbang whether you like it or not :3

( 7 lines... and a bit )

Not going to tag anyone, but if you haven't done this yet - chop chop!! Now I have to go and see if I can rustle something up for meanttobe. Not confident it's going to happen at this point /o\